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sassmasterbenny:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

no. the exact amount plus $5. you’d make yourself an actual millionaire without doing ANYTHING. imagine how much that’d piss off your nagging family members insisting you go to post secondary and make something of yourself.

(via doctor-saywhatnow)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via moral-conundrum)

getoffmybloghoe:

*windexes your shitty opinion away*

(Source: freddifish, via cheesecakeissexy)

kiss-my-assbutt:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

writergrrrl:

writergrrrl:

serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?

why

what are dumb bro movies tho

Transformers

(via ourdreamswilldiewithus)

snorlaxatives:

has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like

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yooooo

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yoooooooOOOOOOO

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yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via ahdaytoremember)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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(via ourdreamswilldiewithus)

sixpenceee:

going back to school like

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(via jazminekhan)

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via asvprock)

Anonymous: Ugh, you're so gorgeous! Marry me?!?

This totally made my day!! Yes let’s go to Vegas :)